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PUDS Pooper Scooper

We watched the documentary Air Guitar Nation and were enthralled by the stylings of one C. Diddy. A master air guitarist who won the world championship in 2003, he has gone on to start a company with his father selling the PUDS Scooper, a disposable bag system for... er... dog... waste.

Designed to keep your hands as far away from the offending... er... items as possible, the system uses a bag and scooper that allows you to keep the... er... well, let's just say it! THE POOP! IT KEEPS THE POOP AWAY FROM THE SCOOPER AND YOUR HANDS! POOP POOP POOP!

Whew. I feel better now.

Rock on, C. Diddy.

PUDS Scooper
$24.99/basic kit

Turd Burglar

Remember Mary Poppins ranting and raving about a spoonful of sugar? Well, a creative entrepreneur has decided that dog waste cleanup deserved a spoonful of... um... something else, and turned it into a game.

The Turd Burglar is a plastic sleeve that fits over a hockey stick (not included). Soon you'll be flinging dog poop at whatever strikes your fancy... a compost heap, trash receptacles, neighbors' yards, enemies, etc. It even comes with a "plastic poopie" for practice shots before you move up to the big leagues. You don't want to ruin perfectly good poop with an amateurish shot.

It also comes with a rule book and nine poop games you can play.

I can't believe I just typed that last sentence.

Petgadgets
$12.99

Wag Bags Lemon Scented Poop Bags

You read the title right... LEMON SCENTED POOP BAGS. The description reads, "making doing the right thing a little more fun." I can't, for the life of me, imagine how picking up your dog's poop could possibly be fun, unless it was in one of those arcade claw machines where you'd get a prize for nabbing the offensive item. And it would have to be an awfully good prize. Like something that came in a little blue box.

These bags are shaped like oven mitts, come in three colors, are biodegradable, and yes, are lemon-scented. Because there's nothing better than LEMON SCENTED POOP.

Furry Little Monsters
$6/24 bags